I simply cannot this is happening to me yet again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are back at square one. It's like a curse. Honestly, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Perhaps it's time change my routine
- It must just be my imagination
- I need a vacation
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This more info is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and out of nowhere a herd of chickens came out under a building. They were flying all over the place, and dogs were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
My friends won't believe that just happened. Oh my goodness, I think I'm going to faint! Everything was just beyond belief.
- This is nuts
- No joke
- This is going to be a storyI'll tell forever
Well, I'm off! You won't believethe rest of the story!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, this whole thing is just completely over my head. I keep trying to grasping it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps re-read what I've been told?